Tim Hordern

I ♥ building amazing products and teams. QA + Product + DevOps + Fast = Awesome.

Culture Is Not

Culture is not

  • your product
  • your platform
  • your perks
  • your benefits
  • your marketing
  • your elevator pitch
  • your market
  • the size of your company
  • the countries that you operate in
  • the countries that you sell to
  • free snacks
  • free soda (soft-drinks)
  • free lunch
  • free dinner
  • a beer fridge
  • a bar in the office
  • buying rounds of drinks
  • having Friday drinks
  • having Friday snacks
  • having a box of cereal in the office
  • having a cool office
  • having cool artwork in the office
  • having a dog-friendly office
  • having a cat-friendly office
  • exposed concrete floors
  • big windows
  • an office in the Mission
  • an office in the Valley
  • an office in Manhattan
  • an office in Brooklyn
  • Aeron chairs
  • bean bags
  • Apple laptops
  • big monitors
  • big Apple monitors
  • big TVs
  • fancy phone-conferencing units
  • fancy video-conferencing units
  • wearing hoodies in the office
  • wearing tshirts in the office
  • wearing jeans in the office
  • having a casual clothes policy
  • free merchandise
  • free t-shirts
  • free hoodies
  • having Slack (that’s different to how you use Slack)
  • having Campfire (that’s different to how you use Campfire)
  • having IRC channels (that’s different to how you use IRC)
  • capital-A Agile
  • just applying Scrum
  • using Trello
  • using Pivotal Tracker
  • using Asana
  • your funding
  • having investors
  • seeking VC funding
  • having VC funding
  • recruitment
  • having an HR team
  • using version control
  • using Bitbucket
  • using GitHub
  • using open-source
  • having data
  • having big data
  • having big data visualizations
  • being on Hacker News
  • being on Product Hunt
  • having a Twitter account
  • having an Instagram account
  • having a Facebook page
  • having an MBA
  • having attended the right college/university
  • having employees who used to work for Google
  • having employees who used to work for Facebook
  • having employees who used to work for Amazon
  • having employees who used to work for Apple
  • having employees who have founded a company
  • what parties your founders go to
  • what conferences your founders go to
  • what your employees on weekends
  • working on weekends

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